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Hey Losers! I know I haven’t blessed you with my presence in awhile, but well what can I say I’ve been busy living my fabulous life as always! I have so many little losers and slaves in real life that my NF losers sometimes don’t get very much of my attention. How can you fix that you ask? Well for starters you can spoil me a lot more!

There are a few things that I really really want and I thought I’d give you all the opportunity to make up for being so pathetic lately. Nice of me isn’t that? Below are the two things I’m really wanting the most right now, so PAY UP LOSER! You want your Princess to be happy right? Need a few reminders on how you can do that? Well you could call me for one, or you could just tribute me. I like option two better that way I have to spend as little time with you worthless fucks as possible. LOL!

Ok, this is whats PRINCESS want to make her happy this week!

Panasonic – VIERA / 50″ Class / 1080p / 600Hz / Plasma HDTV

AND

Toshiba – Satellite Laptop with Intel® Core™ i3 Processor – Quantum Black

I’ll even make it SUPER EASY for you. You can go to the best buy website here, and send me a gift card specifically to help me purchase my new presents! Just send the gift card to callie@cashforcallie.com!

P.S. I recently sent a pay-to-view email to my losers on NF. Pay it and you’ll get an exclusive TOPLESS SHOWER PIC of me. Buy me a gift card and you’ll get the same!

But, I didn’t miss you losers… well maybe your money is all! LOL! Just so you know I’ve been taking a bit of a break spending all your money and enjoying my amazing life with the “real” amazing people in it!

*Sigh* I’m back to you losers though and lucky for you my time off brought with it some incredible inspiration for some amazing tasks! Aren’t you a bunch of lucky little retards!

This week I’ll be giving you the opportunity to spoil me by purchasing my new tasks, but because I’m in such a good mood, and had such a wonderful time pampering and spoiling myself with all your cash I’ve decided to offer you a few little rewards!

You’ll have the opportunity to earn and FREE exclusive unreleased SHOWER PIC from me when you buy my devotional task! What’s better than that! Nothing is what! You’ll be drooling all over my sexy naked hot soapy body!!! Make sure you pay close attention to the task though because the better you follow along with what I’m asking the better the pic you will get!

Also, I have a way for you to be publicly humiliated while having a little fun it the sun! And, just like my devotional task this one comes with a little extra something special! Follow the task and be publicly humiliated go for the extra credit and you just might earn a chance to be publicly outed on my blog too!

You really are a bunch of lucky fucks to be blessed with such an amazingly giving PRINCESS! Now… PAY UP!

BRAND NEW! Princess Callie Devotional Task#2

Jerking off for Princess! Don’t miss this opportunity to show me just how much Princess means to you! You may even be rewarded with a free smoking hot shower pic! Only $5

Also BRAND NEW! Public Humiliation Task #3 Beach Babe LOL!

It’s SUMMER! Feel like truly being just like one of the girls? Dying to put on a sexy swimsuit and venture out for some public humiliation in the sun? You really are cross dressing freak! Do it and I might even publicly out you on my blog loser! Only $5

Oh, and by the way Happy Fathers Day to all you fathers out there! Did you get lots of gift cards and money? I can’t think of a better way to spend them than by spoiling me. Can you? I mean I certainly deserve them more than you don’t I? LOL send them along LOSERS!

So I realized nearly every time I talk with one of you fucks you tell me all about how you’d do anything for me. Really… ANYTHING? Somehow I’m not so convinced that this is true.

You see in the heat of the moment you say you would, but I think when it comes down to it what you really mean is your willing to do whatever I want whatever I ask of you as long as it fits in to your little cookie cutter fetish! Princess Megan and I actually had a quite hilarious little conversation about this just the other night.

It started out as a little bitch fest about how pathetic you all are and what annoys us the most. Then we decide why not record and sell it to you lame ass losers! (LOL… any opportunity to capitalize on you retards!)

Actually, I personally think we’re doing you a favor. I mean wouldn’t you jump at the chance to be a little fly on the wall during one of our little talks? What’s more is you can actually use this occasion to learn a little bit more about your favorite princesses and what annoys them the most… giving you a leg up at staying in our good graces. You really would have to be a world class idiot not to take advantage of this opportunity we have presented you with.

All this talk of course inspired me to start creating some tasks designed specifically around the concept of you devoting yourself to me, and ways you can reaffirm that devotion on a daily basis.

My first devotional task and our recordings are now available for you to purchase. I suggest you get to it LOSER! You don’t what to miss out on this amazing opportunity to really start proving you ARE willing to do whatever it takes to keep Princess happy!



Have any of you ever heard the Ke$ha song Blah Blah Blah? Well if you haven’t you really should. In fact here is the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3taEuL4EHAg now go check it out. I TOTALLY feel like this could be my theme song. “… think you’ll be gettin this nah nah nah!”

Just the other night I went out with some girlfriends, and you wouldn’t believe the complete fucks who thought they could impress me! All that was spilling out of their pathetic mouths was a bunch of random crap about themselves and why I should be interested in them… as if I really cared as if they stood any chance what so ever getting in my pants!  “Oh baby your so hot!” “Oh baby you and I would look  so good together!” HA!

All I really heard was a bunch of BLAH BLAH BLAH especially after one of them let it slip that they were broke! They were actually quite hot, but so not for me. You see hotness doesn’t really even factor with me.

First and foremost you have to have money and A LOT of it in order to keep and maintain my attention. Secondly, you have to be gullible enough to believe that I want more than just your money, or I suppose pathetic enough to not care. And lastly you must be very very generous with me.

If you possess all three of those requirements then you stand a chance at keeping me around. Of course I’d never fuck you, but really my attentions and affections (pretend or otherwise) are far more than you deserve to begin with.

On another note… I’ve had some pretty irritating calls lately. It’s becoming pretty clear that many of you think I’m playing a “character.” I want to assure you that that is not the case this is me and I LOVE who I am. I love my life and all the things and people I choose to fill it with. I use pathetic fucks to maintain the life I have created for myself, and I know I deserve to do so.

I’m gorgeous, smart, talented, and all in all pretty damn AMAZING. If you’re calling me cause your looking for a fantasy girl to play a role that gets you off, don’t bother. I’m the real deal if you like and want a girl who is what she says she is and wants to humiliate you, get a good laugh at your expense, tell you why you are so far beneath me, and make you do things you don’t want anyone else to know about and then blackmail your over it than that’s exactly what you’ll get from me. I AM THAT GIRL!

I love reinforcing to you what a dumb ass faggot loser you are! It brings me pleasure to put you in your rightful place; it’s so not an act, so don’t waste my time if your not looking for just that and don’t get pissy with me when I don’t “break that character.” For those of you looking for just that keeping your Princess happy will ensure that all I have to offer you and more will be my absolute pleasure to give! Otherwise (LOL) stop talking that BLAH BLAH BLAH!

So, it’s been a week now and I can’t believe I never knew how fucking easy this was going to be. I mean short of you retards just handing me your money it doesn’t get much better than this. My girlfriends and I constantly belittle and make fun of freak ass losers like you dumbfucks, and now I’m getting paid to do what already comes so naturally.

The entertainment value alone is almost worth it; I haven’t laughed this hard and this consistently in I can’t even remember how long. My stomach hurts it actually physically hurts because each and every time my phone rings some weirdo on the other end opens his mouth and willingly admits to how worthless and disgusting he is and I can’t help but laugh my ass off. Granted sometimes you assfucks gross me out so bad I nearly puke in my mouth like when I hear about how little your dicks are, how fat and pathetic you are, when you grunt and groan on the phone, and especially when you talk about the nasty disgusting things your doing to yourselves.  I’m torn between throwing up or encouraging you fuckers to make me laugh some more.  I knew there were some pathetic people in this world, but I have to say you fucktards take the cake!

All my life I’ve been the kind of girl who knows how beautiful, sexy, smart, and entitled I am. I’ve been the center of attention in everything I do, and have tons of experience making others (those so clearly beneath me) feel worthless. I get a rush from not only making people feel worthless, but making them realize and accept the fact that they will never be my equal.  I’m the original Mean Girl, and I have no intentions of every changing. It’s about time I started capitalizing on my talents and so far I’m loving every second of it.

Princess Megan and I have been doing two girl calls… she’s been teaching me so much and I’m super grateful to her. She knows exactly what she is doing and I’m just taking it all in. I may be super talented in humiliating stupid ass fucks in real life, but NF is definitely a whole new world and I have a lot to learn  from Megan still, so the two girl calls will continue as she schools me in the ways of a true NF Mistress/Domme.

I have to say so far they are my favorite calls. It’s fun to team up and really bring you losers to your knees for us, and charging more for the calls is definitely a bonus. You little sissy slaves know just how much Princess Megan and I LOVE your money and gifts, so watch for us to continue those two girl sessions or email if your interested in setting something up. Were not at your beck and call though, so don’t expect for us to make it happen instantaneously. If it’s convenient for us we’ll work it out otherwise you’ll just have to wait like the rest of the pathetic fucks who want our time and attentions.

I’m bored with this now, so if you’re reading this pick up the phone LOSER and prepare to PAY UP. You know you’d never have any other opportunity to talk with someone like me in real life so what are you waiting for?

*Princess Callie*