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Hey Losers! I know I haven’t blessed you with my presence in awhile, but well what can I say I’ve been busy living my fabulous life as always! I have so many little losers and slaves in real life that my NF losers sometimes don’t get very much of my attention. How can you fix that you ask? Well for starters you can spoil me a lot more!

There are a few things that I really really want and I thought I’d give you all the opportunity to make up for being so pathetic lately. Nice of me isn’t that? Below are the two things I’m really wanting the most right now, so PAY UP LOSER! You want your Princess to be happy right? Need a few reminders on how you can do that? Well you could call me for one, or you could just tribute me. I like option two better that way I have to spend as little time with you worthless fucks as possible. LOL!

Ok, this is whats PRINCESS want to make her happy this week!

Panasonic – VIERA / 50″ Class / 1080p / 600Hz / Plasma HDTV

AND

Toshiba – Satellite Laptop with Intel® Core™ i3 Processor – Quantum Black

I’ll even make it SUPER EASY for you. You can go to the best buy website here, and send me a gift card specifically to help me purchase my new presents! Just send the gift card to callie@cashforcallie.com!

P.S. I recently sent a pay-to-view email to my losers on NF. Pay it and you’ll get an exclusive TOPLESS SHOWER PIC of me. Buy me a gift card and you’ll get the same!

Have any of you ever heard the Ke$ha song Blah Blah Blah? Well if you haven’t you really should. In fact here is the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3taEuL4EHAg now go check it out. I TOTALLY feel like this could be my theme song. “… think you’ll be gettin this nah nah nah!”

Just the other night I went out with some girlfriends, and you wouldn’t believe the complete fucks who thought they could impress me! All that was spilling out of their pathetic mouths was a bunch of random crap about themselves and why I should be interested in them… as if I really cared as if they stood any chance what so ever getting in my pants!  “Oh baby your so hot!” “Oh baby you and I would look  so good together!” HA!

All I really heard was a bunch of BLAH BLAH BLAH especially after one of them let it slip that they were broke! They were actually quite hot, but so not for me. You see hotness doesn’t really even factor with me.

First and foremost you have to have money and A LOT of it in order to keep and maintain my attention. Secondly, you have to be gullible enough to believe that I want more than just your money, or I suppose pathetic enough to not care. And lastly you must be very very generous with me.

If you possess all three of those requirements then you stand a chance at keeping me around. Of course I’d never fuck you, but really my attentions and affections (pretend or otherwise) are far more than you deserve to begin with.

On another note… I’ve had some pretty irritating calls lately. It’s becoming pretty clear that many of you think I’m playing a “character.” I want to assure you that that is not the case this is me and I LOVE who I am. I love my life and all the things and people I choose to fill it with. I use pathetic fucks to maintain the life I have created for myself, and I know I deserve to do so.

I’m gorgeous, smart, talented, and all in all pretty damn AMAZING. If you’re calling me cause your looking for a fantasy girl to play a role that gets you off, don’t bother. I’m the real deal if you like and want a girl who is what she says she is and wants to humiliate you, get a good laugh at your expense, tell you why you are so far beneath me, and make you do things you don’t want anyone else to know about and then blackmail your over it than that’s exactly what you’ll get from me. I AM THAT GIRL!

I love reinforcing to you what a dumb ass faggot loser you are! It brings me pleasure to put you in your rightful place; it’s so not an act, so don’t waste my time if your not looking for just that and don’t get pissy with me when I don’t “break that character.” For those of you looking for just that keeping your Princess happy will ensure that all I have to offer you and more will be my absolute pleasure to give! Otherwise (LOL) stop talking that BLAH BLAH BLAH!

I’m starting to roll out some tasks the first of which is available right now along with a sample 2 pic set as a preview to a new set that should be available next week. Of course it’s super adorable and well worth the money your going to spend on it so watch for that as well.  Believe me you definitely don’t want to miss out on it! I’m starting the plans for my next photo shoot too, and I want to remind you all that I do offer custom pictures.  Email or message me and we can work out the details. Custom pics aren’t cheap though, but if you’re willing to pay for it then you’ll have your very own picture of me to jerk your tiny dick off to! What’s better than that?

I had a super lavish and expensive weekend, so I really want you pathetic fucks to step up your worship and spend some more money on me! Saturday night a bunch of my girlfriends and I (Princess Megan included) went to downtown Seattle for the night! We ate at a super fancy restaurant called the Pink Door; the food and drinks were unbelievable!  Of course you should expect nothing less than the best for the likes of us, and all my little sissys should be proud to know that your pathetic worthless asses helped to fund the night! Speaking of which for those of you that belong to Princess Megan you already know that she was asking all her little fucks to sponsor the night. She had promised to provide a list of those that “donated” and true to her word she did just that! You should have seen the look on everyones face when she revealed the list! We had a good long laugh over the whole thing and I can’t deny the little rush of power I felt over our girlfriends’ jealousy. LOL bitches like us like to compete with each other too don’t think all of our energy is wasted on you! Anyway, you should have seen us girls all eyes were on us the entire night! Guys were drooling and fighting over each other just to buy us drinks with the hopes of getting our attention! Yeah right! There wasn’t anyone there that was truly worthy of my time… that’s not to say I didn’t accept those free drinks LOL. There were a few promising prospects though; a couple of guys I know I could easily use to get what I want out of them, so a lucky few got my number and if they prove to be big spenders I may toy with them a bit.  After dinner we went to the Comedy Underground in Seattle. It was a pretty good show and the proceeds went to the Susan G. Komen foundation.  Ha! I guess that was my good deed for the week supporting breast cancer! The comics were pretty funny especially with all the drinks we had in us. After dinner and the show of course the partying continued! All in all it was a pretty damn fun fucking night! I can’t wait to do it again!

Sunday was spent with family… the people I actually care about! Of course as usual Daddy was there to spoil his little princess. He handed me some cash and a very pretty necklace.  I love my Daddy, and I LOVE my life! You fuckers really are lucky that I share any of it with you! Make sure you continue to please me and I’ll let you continue to be a part of it.

*Princess Callie*

BRAND NEW! My first public humiliation task! Only $5

Also BRAND NEW! 2 picture sample set.

1 pic of my PERFECT ass, one of my stunning face and impressive abs. Only $2!

So, it’s been a week now and I can’t believe I never knew how fucking easy this was going to be. I mean short of you retards just handing me your money it doesn’t get much better than this. My girlfriends and I constantly belittle and make fun of freak ass losers like you dumbfucks, and now I’m getting paid to do what already comes so naturally.

The entertainment value alone is almost worth it; I haven’t laughed this hard and this consistently in I can’t even remember how long. My stomach hurts it actually physically hurts because each and every time my phone rings some weirdo on the other end opens his mouth and willingly admits to how worthless and disgusting he is and I can’t help but laugh my ass off. Granted sometimes you assfucks gross me out so bad I nearly puke in my mouth like when I hear about how little your dicks are, how fat and pathetic you are, when you grunt and groan on the phone, and especially when you talk about the nasty disgusting things your doing to yourselves.  I’m torn between throwing up or encouraging you fuckers to make me laugh some more.  I knew there were some pathetic people in this world, but I have to say you fucktards take the cake!

All my life I’ve been the kind of girl who knows how beautiful, sexy, smart, and entitled I am. I’ve been the center of attention in everything I do, and have tons of experience making others (those so clearly beneath me) feel worthless. I get a rush from not only making people feel worthless, but making them realize and accept the fact that they will never be my equal.  I’m the original Mean Girl, and I have no intentions of every changing. It’s about time I started capitalizing on my talents and so far I’m loving every second of it.

Princess Megan and I have been doing two girl calls… she’s been teaching me so much and I’m super grateful to her. She knows exactly what she is doing and I’m just taking it all in. I may be super talented in humiliating stupid ass fucks in real life, but NF is definitely a whole new world and I have a lot to learn  from Megan still, so the two girl calls will continue as she schools me in the ways of a true NF Mistress/Domme.

I have to say so far they are my favorite calls. It’s fun to team up and really bring you losers to your knees for us, and charging more for the calls is definitely a bonus. You little sissy slaves know just how much Princess Megan and I LOVE your money and gifts, so watch for us to continue those two girl sessions or email if your interested in setting something up. Were not at your beck and call though, so don’t expect for us to make it happen instantaneously. If it’s convenient for us we’ll work it out otherwise you’ll just have to wait like the rest of the pathetic fucks who want our time and attentions.

I’m bored with this now, so if you’re reading this pick up the phone LOSER and prepare to PAY UP. You know you’d never have any other opportunity to talk with someone like me in real life so what are you waiting for?

*Princess Callie*

Hello, boys! I’m Princess Megan and I get the privilege of being the first one to post in Princess Callie’s blog. Why, you ask? Because I am responsible for having this website designed, having the pictures taken, setting up the Niteflirt account and training her what to do when she gets calls.

And why would I, a notoriously cold hearted bitch, do such a thing? Yes, I may be those things, but I’m not a hater. Callie is one of the few women on this planet who are not only at the top of the humanity pyramid looks-wise, but also realizes it and wants to take advantage of it. The bottom line is that girls like us shouldn’t have to actually have jobs. I’m just righting a wrong that I witnessed when I saw her WORKING. UGH.

Because we are friends and I think that you losers deserve to get your money’s worth when you hand it over, I told her that she needs to be on Niteflirt. It’s way easier than getting money from losers in real life (not that it’s “hard”, really…just takes more time and effort) and Niteflirt is full of posers who just piss the losers off because they are lame.

I want the losers on there to be HAPPY, so they give me their money! So really, this was a selfish move on my part, but that doesn’t matter. The end result is still the same…that Princess Callie is going to grace you all with her presence!

We’ve already done some calls together and she’s a NATURAL. When you hear her perky, young voice and see pictures of her awe inspiring body, I know you’ll be OWNED.

To get your addiction started, here’s a little something to get your wallet primed. ENJOY! And yes, we’ll be doing 2 girl calls together again soon. Watch for the announcement here!

So welcome to Niteflirt, Princess Callie! Humiliate, degrade, assign, laugh at, bitch at and CONTROL these losers just like I do and you’ll be rolling in money and gifts in no time.