So I realized nearly every time I talk with one of you fucks you tell me all about how you’d do anything for me. Really… ANYTHING? Somehow I’m not so convinced that this is true.

You see in the heat of the moment you say you would, but I think when it comes down to it what you really mean is your willing to do whatever I want whatever I ask of you as long as it fits in to your little cookie cutter fetish! Princess Megan and I actually had a quite hilarious little conversation about this just the other night.

It started out as a little bitch fest about how pathetic you all are and what annoys us the most. Then we decide why not record and sell it to you lame ass losers! (LOL… any opportunity to capitalize on you retards!)

Actually, I personally think we’re doing you a favor. I mean wouldn’t you jump at the chance to be a little fly on the wall during one of our little talks? What’s more is you can actually use this occasion to learn a little bit more about your favorite princesses and what annoys them the most… giving you a leg up at staying in our good graces. You really would have to be a world class idiot not to take advantage of this opportunity we have presented you with.

All this talk of course inspired me to start creating some tasks designed specifically around the concept of you devoting yourself to me, and ways you can reaffirm that devotion on a daily basis.

My first devotional task and our recordings are now available for you to purchase. I suggest you get to it LOSER! You don’t what to miss out on this amazing opportunity to really start proving you ARE willing to do whatever it takes to keep Princess happy!



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