Hello, boys! I’m Princess Megan and I get the privilege of being the first one to post in Princess Callie’s blog. Why, you ask? Because I am responsible for having this website designed, having the pictures taken, setting up the Niteflirt account and training her what to do when she gets calls.

And why would I, a notoriously cold hearted bitch, do such a thing? Yes, I may be those things, but I’m not a hater. Callie is one of the few women on this planet who are not only at the top of the humanity pyramid looks-wise, but also realizes it and wants to take advantage of it. The bottom line is that girls like us shouldn’t have to actually have jobs. I’m just righting a wrong that I witnessed when I saw her WORKING. UGH.

Because we are friends and I think that you losers deserve to get your money’s worth when you hand it over, I told her that she needs to be on Niteflirt. It’s way easier than getting money from losers in real life (not that it’s “hard”, really…just takes more time and effort) and Niteflirt is full of posers who just piss the losers off because they are lame.

I want the losers on there to be HAPPY, so they give me their money! So really, this was a selfish move on my part, but that doesn’t matter. The end result is still the same…that Princess Callie is going to grace you all with her presence!

We’ve already done some calls together and she’s a NATURAL. When you hear her perky, young voice and see pictures of her awe inspiring body, I know you’ll be OWNED.

To get your addiction started, here’s a little something to get your wallet primed. ENJOY! And yes, we’ll be doing 2 girl calls together again soon. Watch for the announcement here!

So welcome to Niteflirt, Princess Callie! Humiliate, degrade, assign, laugh at, bitch at and CONTROL these losers just like I do and you’ll be rolling in money and gifts in no time.